Totally an Oxymoron

Its ironic when you think about it...
The irony of it all...
A total mismatch of a combination...
Between what you say and...
What you actually do...
You just contradict yourself a lot...

You're not a perfect idiot
But that is only a definite maybe.
I'm just being charmingly offensive
And oddly playing with friendly fires.
This is only a standard deviation
From a virtual reality.

It is pretty ugly for now
But there is a random logic to this.
Everyone is terribly nice to you
Only it is an unacceptable solution
Because everyone is unable to act naturally.

More over, it is an open secret.
You silently scream.
Almost exactly like you're in a great depression.
Such sweet sorrow is not the only choice.
This deafening silence must be getting to you.

You start being passively aggressive
Enough to kill the living dead.
This is only a minor crisis
Because I'm a hopeless optimist
And IT is only just old news.

Isn't it seriously funny?
That this is a tragic comedy
With a bittersweet ending.
If you understand this sweet and sour note.
Do remember, I'm just giving an unbiased opinion.

Do you get this post?
How many oxymorons are they?
If you figure this out, let me know. =P
I'll kill your peaceful agony! LOL!